Ole Fills In

Post Reply
Message
Author
MisLed
Posts: 25398
Joined: January 30th, 2008, 7:29 pm
Location: Virginia, the mother of eight presidents.

Ole Fills In

#1 Post by MisLed » February 21st, 2013, 7:43 pm

Ole Fills In

A doctor in Duluth , Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.

"Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic.. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients."

"Yes, sir!" answers Ole.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So, Ole,
How was your day?"

Ole told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a
headache so I gave him TYLENOL."

"Bravo, mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says Ole.

"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the Doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters.
Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including
her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: ‘HELP ME - I haven't
seen a man in over two years!!’"

"Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"I put drops in her eyes!!"

.
You thought I was telling a dirty joke!!
NOT ME!
No Way, No How, NoBama. KEEP the Change!

B. Obama: Half Honkey, All Donkey

OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest