Tex-Mex 101

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whiskey4bfast
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Tex-Mex 101

#1 Post by whiskey4bfast » November 19th, 2008, 10:28 am

Tex-Mex 101

They tole me use these words in sentence. Here I go:
1.. Cheese
Maria likes me, but Cheese fat.

2.. Mushroom
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3.. Shoulder
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4.. TEXAS
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5.. Herpes
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6.. July
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7.. Rectum
I had 2 cars But my wife rectum!

8.. Juarez
One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ' Juarez your problem?'

9.. Chicken
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

10. Wheelchair
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.

11. Chicken wing
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

12. Harassment
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.

13. Bishop
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

14. Body wash
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

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Re: Tex-Mex 101

#2 Post by 66GTO » November 19th, 2008, 11:44 am

I hate to laugh at stuff like that...but, I did! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: I even sent it to several people I know who will laugh their hineys off.

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Re: Tex-Mex 101

#3 Post by the bib » November 19th, 2008, 2:50 pm

stole it for email, hope you don't mind. :lol:
Do not be fooled thinking that a Romney win is "our" win. Be it Romney or Obama, we the people lose.
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Re: Tex-Mex 101

#4 Post by whiskey4bfast » November 20th, 2008, 10:33 am

the bib wrote:stole it for email, hope you don't mind. :lol:
Of Coors not

Doing any more REO's?

That's about all our daughter has been doing lately!

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Re: Tex-Mex 101

#5 Post by the bib » November 20th, 2008, 11:25 am

Selling them to investors.
Do not be fooled thinking that a Romney win is "our" win. Be it Romney or Obama, we the people lose.
NObamNey!

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